Chair Force a go-go


HUA

I'm fresh free from the Air Force, and I have way too much free time on my hands
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fiddleabout:

chiribomb:

Xmas songs playing in stores in November: 🎶 born is the kiiing of Israeeeel 🎶

Me, a simple Jew doing my grocery shopping: well I didn’t vote for him

#i have been howling for ten muslim minutes

posted on 12/28/2018, with 49,524 notes (source: chiribomb-deactivated20220820) — reblog

apocalypse-angel:

bumblebeebats:

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

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My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

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neophyte-redglare:

wheatley-blogs:

it was an honor being horny with you all

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posted on 12/17/2018, with 108,794 notes (source: cooper-blogs) — reblog

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

unpretty:

paintmeahero:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

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ok so THIS POST showed up in my dash

posted on 12/17/2018, with 642,061 notes (source: unpretty) — reblog

pochowek:

slimetony:

I need a bong hit transplant

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posted on 12/17/2018, with 3,581 notes (source: slimetony) — reblog
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birlinterrupted:
“ i absolutely refuse to get over finding these funny
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posted on 12/16/2018, with 68,529 notes (source: ghujbhjknjnfk-deactivated201409) — reblog

wlwcows:

posted on 12/14/2018, with 38,211 notes (source: spiirt-deactivated20191026) — reblog